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How To Be an Asshole – Parking Asshole Champion

July 3, 2024 by Dad

How do you win at being an asshole? You can start by being this guy. Parking across BOTH the reserved parking space AND the access aisle, AND smoking on a nonsmoking property. DING DING DING! We have an Asshole Winner!

How To Be an Asshole – Part 1: Park Like an Asshole

June 26, 2024 by Dad

This. Is not a parking space. You can tell it’s not a parking space because it is clearly marked as “not a parking space”. Parking somewhere that’s not a parking space is a pretty asshole thing to do. But, you’re really an asshole when you park in the “not a parking space” that is specifically … Read more